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Teen Threatens To Shoot Up School Because Of Lil Uzi Vert

School shootings are no laughing matter. You think Columbine is funny? What is wrong with you? Are you sick in the head? You must be.

Columbine isn’t funny. Virginia Tech isn’t funny. All the other ones aren’t funny either. But when a dumb teenager posts on Facebook that he’s going to shoot up his school because Lil Uzi Vert hasn’t dropped his new mixtape yet, that’s kind of funny. Not the post itself, but the fact that he was stupid enough to put it on the internet and then got into a shitload of trouble.

Here’s a quote from ABC News’ coverage of the event:

“In Thursday’s incident, deputies say a 16-year-old posted on Facebook that he was frustrated with rapper “Lil Uzi Vert,” who did not drop his music, therefore he would shoot up the school.

Deputies talked to the teen and his mother along with her brother who owns the house. Two firearms were found in a lock box. The key was missing or lost, so the owners forced it open to show deputies the firearms were still inside.

The 16-year-old was arrested for false reports of hoax/threats to do violence with a firearm to a school.”


What a dumbass. The positive outcome of this, however, is that maybe Uzi will finally drop the tape so we can all stop threatening violence. Read more here.

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