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Top 5 Funniest Chief Keef Tweets


Over the past year or so, Chief Keef has calmed down considerably on social media. Maybe it has something to do with legal issues, or perhaps it’s the fact that he seems to have about two dozen children and has decided to stick to more mature behavior. Regardless, it’s a major loss for us as fans, because his Twitter used to be absolutely hilarious.

You see, Keef is the type of guy to tweet exactly what is on his mind, even if it makes no sense or is incredibly offensive. Of course, this has led to a lot of gold being posted on his feed, so it is only right that we break down his five funniest tweets and rank them accordingly.

That being said, let’s get started.



In the same vein as Kanye’s “BILL COSBY INNOCENT” tweet, Keef seems to be defending Cosby here but providing little to no evidence for his innocence. Being a thot breaker is cool as fuck, but the last thing that anybody wants to be is a thot raper. Even for a 300 savage, that’s toeing the line. Over 55 women have come forward accusing Cosby of sexual assault, but they don’t seem to understand the breaker/raper dichotomy. Also, we are still trying to figure out what Keef meant when he said “On David.”



I bet you never knew that Keef is woke as fuck, especially when it comes to politics. Analysts and historians have agreed that this tweet singlehandedly decided the 2012 election, as Keef was the first to realize and then comment on the fact that hidden deep in Romney’s policies was an agreement to re-institute slavery. Thank god we had somebody reading the fine print, otherwise our country would be in a very different place right now.



Now, on the surface level, this tweet isn’t super hilarious. It’s just Keef directly dissing Lupe Fiasco over Twitter. But what makes it so funny is the context. Here’s this 16-year-old kid, who is just barely starting to pop off nationally, and he’s on social media telling an established Chicago rapper who has put on for the city and is widely considered a top 5 lyricist of all time that he’s going to smack him like the little bitch that he is. Come on, that’s great. And in case Lupe thought Keef was fucking around, he even threw the little #300 at the end to let everybody know how serious he was.



Unless you failed first grade math, you can understand the humor in Keef’s statement here. Apparently, he somehow recorded over 100% of his songs with Chop during a certain period. This tweet makes little to no sense, but nobody is visiting Chief Keef’s Twitter for accurate mathematical statements. I’m also pretty sure we never got to hear any of the songs he is talking about here, adding an additional layer of absurdity.



There were plenty of tweets I could have chosen from for the number one spot, but for me personally, this one always takes the cake. Seriously, this tweet makes me crack up every time I see it. The context here is that Katy had tweeted her disapproval of Keef’s song “Hate Bein’ Sober.” Instead of DMing her and resolving the situation like a rational person, Keef took to Twitter to suggest that Katy should perform fellatio on him if she wants to have his name in her mouth so badly. This tweet is legendary to say the least, and it was at this moment that Keef crossed over from popular hip-hop sensation to demigod. Also, unnamed sources have confirmed to us that Katy did in fact end up sucking the skin off Keef’s dick, and he ended up spending over a quarter million dollars on an emergency dick skin replacement surgery.


What do you think of this list? Anything we missed? Let us know in the comments.

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  • IspeakTheTruth

    When he says on David he’s talking about their old leader David Barksdale. Keef is a Black Disciple.

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